Lorelai Finds a Lump

[RyanP]

GILMORE GIRL

“Lorelai Finds a Lump”

EXT-STARS HOLLOW-AFTERNOON

Aerial view of Stars Hollow. With Michelle Branch’s “Everywhere” playing in the background, camera begins to move in through the trees; swirling around a bus that has stopped long enough to let just one person out.

CUT TO-
Music dies out. Lane is walking Rory home. Camera runs parallel as they talk.

LANE
So it finally happened?

RORY
Yep.

LANE
It’s either you or Paris?

RORY
Yep.

LANE
I mean it’s only…

RORY
Yeah it’s only….

LANE
(eyes widening) But still.

RORY
Yeah.

They enter the Gilmore home.

CUT TO-close up of Rory

RORY
Mom? (beat) Mom?

CUT TO-

INT-WAITING ROOM-AFTERNOON

Screen is filled with the back of Lorelai Gilmore’s head. As Lorelai begins to talk, camera slowly rotates towards her front, going over her right shoulder. She has a cell phone in her left hand and is talking into the phone.

LORELAI
No Sookie. (beat) Yeah can you believe this? 2 hours (beat, soft laugh) Well they still don’t know if it’s the starter or the distributor cap. But I can tell you what they DO know (stutters) that I have NEVER known the difference between a starter and. the. other. thing. I’m getting another call. (beat) I will. Bye Sookie. (presses button on phone, then brings it back to ear) Hello?

CUT TO-Rory

RORY
Mom?

Camera cuts back and forth as each one speaks. Both shots are close up.

LORELAI
Oh hi honey. God is it (looks at watch). I am so sorry.

RORY
Where are you?

LORELAI
Car trouble.

RORY
Car trouble?

LORELAI
Well actually jeep trouble. Car trouble is the generic term for that. Like dog tired would be the generic term for a wild night of sex or money in the bank for the notion that the Backstreet Boys will eventually fall the way of the Spice Girls- minus the hair pulling. Well maybe AJ.

RORY
Mom?

LORELAI
And that is why YOU are going to Harvard my dear. So you will not use generic terms like that and sound like this. I would frankly be really sad if you ever used such expressions. Well the first and third ones would make me sad and the middle one (raises her eyebrows) would just FREAK me out for (voice trails off) reasons too numerous to mention at this time.

RORY
(Now a little concern in her voice, almost like she’s not sure it IS Lorelai) Mom?

LORELAI
Here comes the mechanic. Be home soon.

CUT TO-Rory one last time, now staring at the phone.

BACK TO-a wider view of Lorelai, leaning forward. A figure steps in front of Lorelai; blocking the lower right third of the screen. Lorelai looks up.

CUT TO-a nurse with a clipboard.

NURSE
The doctor will see you now.

(fade to black. Opening credits)

[LukeLorelai4EVER]

This is one of my favorite stories!!!

[RyanP]

Thanks, for anybody that hasn't read it, I wrote back in fall of 2000, it's sort of a one shot deal, it can fit prett much anywhere into the GG universe

[RyanP]

(fade in from black.)
INT-EXAMINATION ROOM-SAME
Long Shot of entire room.

A plain white hospital bed sits in the center. Everything else is either flooded with a stark, white light or contained in bright metal cabinets.

Jewel’s “Standing Still” playing softly in the background.

Lorelai is wandering around; her hand lightly runs the length of the bed. She ends up in the far corner by one of the cabinets and absent-mindedly opens a drawer and pulls out a hideous, painful looking medical instrument.

NURSE
Ms. Gilmore?

Music comes to abrupt halt. Lorelai tries to throw the instrument back in the drawer and slam it shut all in one motion. Instead she ends up jamming the drawer halfway and the metallic instrument drops to the floor and makes several loud clangs.

LORELAI
(turning quickly around) Yes?

NURSE
You haven’t undressed?

LORELAI
No I haven’t.

NURSE
Why not?

LORELAI
Well because there’s no pole in the middle of the room or “Everyone Wang Chung Tonight” playing in the background.

NURSE
The doctor will be here soon.

LORELAI
Okay, but tell him I take nothing less than 20’s and hands on the table at all times. (beat) What am I supposed to put on?

NURSE
(nodding towards the bed) That.

LORELAI
That?

CUT TO-close up of Lorelai as she lowers herself down to eye level with the thin, thin piece of folded plastic lying at the foot of the bed.

BACK TO-close up of Nurse, her expression softens.

NURSE
I know you’ve been waiting for a while. If you want I can go to the visitor area and…

CUT TO-
LORELAI
No. I’m here alone. (tries to smile and repeats in a friendlier voice) I’m here alone.

[CoffeeQueen]

:DAwww! I like this story so far! I can't wait to read more! ;)You've done a great job with is so far! Post more soon!

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